Funny Email from my Mom- Bill Gates is giving away his money again

by admin (online) on July 23, 2009

in Comedy

I love the fact that my Mom forwards me these emails. I will admit that she has gotten much better over the years but every time I get one of these I truly do laugh. I can’t believe this one is still in circulation. AOL seriously? Could there be a bigger has been on the internet other than AOL?

You never know….

Ok guys, my lawyer’s paralegal sent this one to me and if it doesn’t
work, they are aware that we all will be coming=3D2 0to visit them for a=
law
suit for false advertisement! :-)

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY – IT IS FOR REAL

To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages,

But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is

an attorney.

If she says that this will work – It will work. After all,What have

you got to lose?

SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I’m an

attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured

AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for

fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the
one

filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long a go.

Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter.

Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent

later .

Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies

and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the

most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail

beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will

track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks

time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay

you $245.00 For every person that you s ent it to that forwards it on,

Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives

it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact

you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey Genera l Manager Field Operations

1-800-842-2332 Ext… 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085

Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this

e-mail and for warding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and

within days, I received a check for $24, 800.00 . You need to respond

before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates
is the

man.

It’s all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many

people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00

We’re not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without

getting a little something for our time.. My brother’s girlfriend got in

on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT

game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and

was stamped ‘Paid I n Full’.

Mike Silvas
President
Morgan Lane
944 Main Street
Napa, CA 94559

 
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{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

fred August 30, 2009 at 5:41 am

is this for real or what?

sherri September 24, 2009 at 12:07 am

my mom forwarded it to me too, just recently.
I take no chances, if this is true, then as of right now
Bill Gates owes me at least $45,815 for sending 187 emails.
my hopes are high, I thought this was a God Send.
An answer for my prayers from God and Jesus.
I really need this money. Im desparate and will do anything.
I don’t care of being called names and laughing at me.
I need the Cash Now. Thank You God for the Cash.
I will be expecting it in the next 2 weeks. Thank You.

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